I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.